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Regis Philbin vs. Predator 

Regis Philbin vs. Predator 

Dianna Agron’s skincare secrets revealed!  We’ve all wondered how she keeps her skin so smooth and free of pock marks and the answer is finally here!  ”It’s true,” Agron told reporters, “I milk cows.”  
The blonde actress admitted to contracting cowpox but stated that when she recovered, she was immune to the disfiguring and often deadly smallpox virus.  ”Find yourself a cow with lesions,” she advised, “and touch it.”  Thanks, Dianna!

Dianna Agron’s skincare secrets revealed!  We’ve all wondered how she keeps her skin so smooth and free of pock marks and the answer is finally here!  ”It’s true,” Agron told reporters, “I milk cows.”  

The blonde actress admitted to contracting cowpox but stated that when she recovered, she was immune to the disfiguring and often deadly smallpox virus.  ”Find yourself a cow with lesions,” she advised, “and touch it.”  Thanks, Dianna!

50 Cent is a penny candy princess.

50 Cent is a penny candy princess.

glamorous red carpet hair

glamorous red carpet hair

Did you know Michelle Pfeiffer’s armpits are hollow?  Look, you can tell by the squirrel.

Did you know Michelle Pfeiffer’s armpits are hollow?  Look, you can tell by the squirrel.

Paris Hilton, sultry toucan.

Paris Hilton, sultry toucan.

Aaaaaaaand we’re done!  Regularly scheduled programming will now resume.

Okay, my bad, I know she doesn’t look like a pirate.  But doesn’t she make a good tragic musician from the 70s?  Maybe she pirates music.  In the 70s.  Like, illegally copied vinyl… because… it’s the 70s?

Okay, my bad, I know she doesn’t look like a pirate.  But doesn’t she make a good tragic musician from the 70s?  Maybe she pirates music.  In the 70s.  Like, illegally copied vinyl… because… it’s the 70s?

January Bones

January Bones

And yet more pirates.

(Anne Castaway?)

And yet more pirates.

(Anne Castaway?)